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Hey Dear...I think the pic has not got uploaded. It is not there. Re attach the same.....Take care List of Bharat Ratna recipients - tina012 (0 replies)
List of Bharat Ratna recipients: This is a list of recipients of Bharat Ratna, the highest civilian award of India. 1. Aruna Asaf Ali 2. B. R. Ambedkar 3. Abul Kalam Azad 4. Vinoba Bhave 5. Gopinath Bordoloi 6. Subhas Chandra Bose 7. Commemorations of Mother Teresa 8. Bhagwan Das 9. Morarji Desai 10. Indira Gandhi 11. Rajiv Gandhi 12. V. V. Giri 13. Zakir Hussain (politician) 14. Abdul Kalam 15. Pandurang Vaman Kane 16. Dhondo Keshav Karve 17. Bismillah Khan 18. Khan Abdul Ghaffar Khan 19. Nelson Mandela 20. Lata Mangeshkar 21. Gulzarilal Nanda 22. Jayaprakash Narayan 23. Jawaharlal Nehru 24. Govind Ballabh Pant 25. Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel 26. Rajendra Prasad 27. Purushottam Das Tandon 28. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan 29. C. Rajagopalachari 30. M. G. Ramachandran 31. C. V. Raman 32. Satyajit Ray 33. Bidhan Chandra Roy 34. Amartya Sen 35. Ravi Shankar 36. Lal Bahadur Shastri 37. M. S. Subbulakshmi 38. Chidambaram Subramaniam 39. J. R. D. Tata 40. Mother Teresa 41. Mokshagundam Visvesvarayya some interesting jokes - madhav (10 replies)
A hen lays an egg at Indo-China border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Chinese say ok. Indians go to China and kiss 1000 women. Excited Chinese say its our turn now.Indians say: Keep the egg.Jai Hind !!! ---- ----Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha. ---- ----Train mein ik mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakad ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!” ---- ---- Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai. Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…….to anarth ho gaya….Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!! ---- ----Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya? ---- ----Titanic was sinking.Banta: How much the earth is far from here?Santa: 1 kilo meter.Banta jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"Santa: Downwards ! ---- ----Laloo to policeman: Yeh har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi Dhire Chalao.Policeman: Kiyon ki, Laloo Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi hai. ---- ----Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?Son: SurajKanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu. ---- ----Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Ladki udhar se nikal rahi thi.Ladki: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon. ---- ----Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!! ---- ----In a football match.Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ? ---- ----Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun. ---- ----Santa omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.Santa: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain. ---- ----Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call.Funny Laloo: Who r u?Girl: Seeta here.Funny Laloo: Maine Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. ---- ----Q) Who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad.A) Sita went to Lanka. ---- ---- Celebrity Avatars - thesimpleton (0 replies)
Mr. Bean Avatar Jessica Simpson Avatar Angelina Jolie AvatarMona Lisa AvatarObama Avatar Twilight AvatarBin Laden Avatar Facts for life for Salaried person - rjrocks (0 replies)
Facts for life for Salaried personBank Balance First Week : 10,000 Second Week : 1,000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto ("I can afford it") Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health") Girl friendsFirst Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love") Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends") Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her") Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is inventedfor") Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessarytraffic on mobile lines") Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgentsituations only") Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her untilshe calls me") And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself.what say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health" Worst dressed bollywood celebrities - rjrocks (0 replies)
Worst dressed bollywood celebritiesBipasha BasuVivek OberoiSushmita SenAamir KhanKareena KapoorSalmaan KhanRani Mukherji Mallika SherawatUrmila Signs of Flirting - priya19 (0 replies)
Signs of Flirting GUYS 1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.9. You catch her staring at you.10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address.13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Girls 1. He stares at you a lot.2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you. 4. He yelled, "Hi!",to your mom that day she picked you up from school.5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process.7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.8. You hung up on him. He called you back.9. You where invited by him to a group outing.10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes youlaugh even harder.12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. How to flirt | flirting ways | how to flirt with girl | how to flirt with boy | Signs of flirting | 10 flirting ways | how to know he is flirting | how to know she is flirting | Top sign of flirting in women & men | signs of interest | hello - priya19 (1 replies)
Hello joy welcome to DY. I am priya. I read your post its nice, I wish you find your love soon.Tell something more about yourself like where are you from?What are your hobbies? etc. ***HI*** - madhav (1 replies)
I too love MOM & DAD my likings - madhav (2 replies)
Hello miss beautiful. Welcome to dostiyaari world. Tell something more about you. u seems to be interesting girl. Why go veg ? ? - dipti (3 replies)
yeh you are right animal cutting is bad. Veg is healthy also. hello - priya19 (1 replies)
Hello Vicky Welcome to Dy Need friends - dipti (1 replies)
Hello Ukk welcome to dostiyaari.I am dipti from Chandigarh and studying in BCA(final year). Shaan se,,,,,, - priya19 (1 replies)
Yes shahid is a cute guy.....Valentines day pe shahid proposed me but i was busy that day and i gave your number to him.............. Best PJs - rjrocks (2 replies)
what is the cube of 13?Its : SUROORwandaring how?thats bcoz....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?kyonki uska naam hanuman tha.. N elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hai**Agar do pipal ke ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?..............Nokia - Connecting pipal three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????COZ the song is HIT...... hi - rjrocks (0 replies)
hi all hey - dipti (2 replies)
Hello pssory1 welcome to DY. What is your real name?Please give your brief introduction.:welcum :welcum best teacher - Vjaysingh (2 replies)
my best teacher is riddhi mam in my college and raja sirrrrrr Salam o Alikum - tina012 (2 replies)
Asalam Abbas ji Hw Hr U .Welcome to DY :welcum :welcum :welcum :welcum :welcum :welcum looking for friends - tina012 (1 replies)
Hi Rajan ,Hw ru .I m Tina from Chandigarh ,doing MBA WelCome To DY and Ennnnnnnnnnn want a friend - tanu (5 replies)
welcome to DY avu .... i m Tanu .... hi - dipti (1 replies)
Hello kamal gud afternoon.How r u & what are you doing this time.:) :) :) :) :) who is ur best friend in life - Vjaysingh (5 replies)
hi dipti thanx for replying kinta ach alagta ahi jab hum log apne best frndz k baare me kuch share karte hai to baaki sab log bhi plz post kare How to know if that person likes u or not? - dipti (10 replies)
IF HE/She LIKES YOU HE/SHE WILL: * look at you and when you catch him/her, he/she tends to look away. * Text/call you on his/her own if you did it first. * Make up excuses to talk to you. * Find ways to be around you. * Pretend to like someone else. * Become your friend. * Be playful with you. * Try to make you laugh/feel better.:sweetheart :sweetheart friendship - kriti (5 replies)
Hello lalit welcome to Dostiyaari. I am kriti from Chandigarh. I am a BCA second yr student. :welcum :welcum hi all - dipti (4 replies)
Hello ravi ....... me dipti.Welcome :welcum :bhangra :bhangra Market News & Trends - insight1 (0 replies)
STOCK NEWS UPDATE - HOT FROM THE PRESS * ECONOMY : PMs economic advisor says RBI could look @ rate action by end of Dec* ORCHID CHEM : US based Hospira will buy the injectable pharma biz of Orchid for $400mn.. acquisition will incl cos antibiotics mfring complex, pharma research & development facility and generic injectable product portfolio* TELECOM : Nov GSM net adds (excl RCOM & TTSL) were 11.1mn, up 7.4% fm Oct 09.. MoM growth was driven by a surprisingly strong 34% rise in IDEA's net adds.. Bharti's net adds were steady at 2.8mn* REAL ESTATE : Govt is planning to remove the lock-in on trading in capital mkt instruments like GDRs & FCCBs issued by real estate companies* NALCO : Govt says has no plans to sell stake in the co thru a FPO* DLF : To integrate cyber city unit with Caraf Builders arm & to own 60% eco interest in the intergrated entity.* TATA STEEL : Co says no plans to increase steel prices in Jan 2010* UNION BANK : FII holding falls below caution limit of 18%, fresh FII purchases now allowed from the open mkt* GITANJALI GEMS : acquires 76% stake in Salasar Retail* IDBI BANK : lowers home loan rates to 8.25% upto 2012 irrespective of loan amt* AIRLINES : IOC cuts jet fuel prices by 1.6% starting 16th Dec* Dr REDDYs : wins US appeal court ruling to sell generic of AstraZeneca's Prilosec OTC heartburn drugCorporate News – Industry trends* US-based drug major Hospira will buy the injectable pharmaceuticalsbusiness of Chennai-based Orchid Chemicals for US$400 mn; Theacquisition will include Orchid’s antibiotics manufacturing complex(comprising cephalosporin, penicillin and carbapenem facilities) andpharmaceutical R&D facility at Irungattukottai in Chennai, as well as itsgeneric injectable product portfolio and pipeline (BS)* The early signs of economic revival seem to have emerged from theincrease in advance tax payments made by most of the Mumbaibasedcorporate houses and banks in the third quarter of 2009-10 (BL)* Mahindra & Mahindra, as part of its efforts to expand its presence inaerospace, has acquired a majority stake in two Australian companies;M&M, jointly with Kotak Private Equity, made an investmentcommitment of about Rs 1750mn to buy 75.1% stake each in AerostaffAustralia and Gippsland Aeronautics whose combined annual turnoveris around Rs 1bn (BL)* Come January, and FMCG major Hindustan Unilever will pay aroyalty of 1% of the net sales on specific brands that use the Unilevertrademark; This follows a trademark licence agreement formalisedbetween the company and its parent (BL)* The Supreme Court questioned the Centre regarding the Departmentof Telecom's decision to advance the cut-off date for granting 2Gmobile service licences with spectrum to new telecom operators (BL)* Idea Cellular has overtaken BSNL to become the third largest GSMoperator in the country behind Airtel and Vodafone; Idea Cellularadded 2.5 mn new subscribers in November to take its total tally to55.9 mn compared to 55.1 mn of BSNL (BL)* Tata Steel Europe (Corus) plans to invest €35 mn at its railproduction facility in Hayange, France to produce longer rails (BL)* HUL will pay a higher royalty of 1% of net sales to parent Unilever Plcon select brands, a move that may possibly hit profits (Mint)* IVRCL Infrastructures & Projects Ltd, as a joint venture partner ina special purpose vehicle IOT Utkal Energy Services Ltd, will developcrude/production terminal for Indian Oil Corporation Ltd Paradiprefinery on build own, operate and transfer basis (BL)* State-run power utility PowerGrid Corporation has said its Rs 20bnfollow on public offer is likely to hit the capital market by March 2010(BS)* Airlines added over 10% capacity during the month of November andthe total domestic air passengers carried during November grew 30%from 3 mn during the same period last year to 3.9 mn in 2009,according to data released by the Directorate General of Civil Aviation(BS)Economic/Regulatory development* The 13th Finance Commission has come out with a flawless GSTmodel, which proposes a single rate of 12% and exempts only threesectors unprocessed foods, schools & college education and nongovernmenthealth services (FE)* The country's merchandise exports, after months in the negativezone, turned positive in November 2009 logging a growth rate of 18%in dollar terms as compared to the year-ago period (BL)* Oil marketing companies (OMCs) have announced a 1.6% cut inaviation turbine fuel (ATF) prices, which will come down by Rs 649 toRs 39,319 per kilolitre in Delhi, effective Wednesday (BS)* The Government is planning to remove the lock-in on trading in capitalmarket instruments such as global depository receipts (GDRs) andforeign currency convertible bonds (FCCBs) issued by real estatecompanies. (ET)International trends* President Obama pressured the heads of the nation’s biggest bankson Monday to take “extraordinary” steps to revive lending for smallbusinesses and homeowners, prompting assurances from somefinancial institutions that they would do more even as they continuedto shed their supplicant status in Washington (BS)* Rating agency Moody's on Tuesday revised its outlook on the Indiangovernment's local currency rating from stable to positive, a signal ofits greater confidence in the economy's early return to a high-growthpath without impairing its debt profile (DNA) Taking Short Cut to Success:u Believe Or Not - priya19 (6 replies)
[QUOTE] Originally posted by dipti - 2009-10-28 7:58 AM"No Shortcuts For Success"Success can not be achieved following any shortcut. The only mantra for success is hardwork and nothing else.[/QUOTE] yes you are right dipti. Success needs only hardwork and no shortcuts. heelo frndz - priya19 (3 replies)
hi vijay this is priya. who is sexier - dipti (76 replies)
hey bobbybobby you are right he's good. * Kabhi kabhi * - dipti (26 replies)
kabhi kabhi sab itna change change kyun ho jata hai. Whats the Meaning of First Crush? - tanu (18 replies)
[QUOTE] Originally posted by bobbybobby - 2009-12-08 4:45 AMi die hard fan of rajeev khandelwal[/QUOTE]realyyyyy ? hey wths ur name tell us something about ur self .... Nice sentences - tina012 (5 replies)
SMART SENTENCES1. God is real, unless declared integer.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3. Death is hereditary.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~8. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~11. Well done is better than well said.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~13. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~14. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die . |
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