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A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who
asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.




The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"





"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.





"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.





"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."





"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.





"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"





"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
tonight.




The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."




The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and
wine."

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nice post for you

 


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niharika



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 Posted 2009-08-02 11:08 PM
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hehehe, so so so true
thanks for this joke, just love this


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hi my friend,,sweet,,

let me answer this question since i am a feminist,,,ok,,,!!

a woman's mind is very complicated,,,she can be very close to a
man,yet not have any sexual contact with him,,,i think it is all in the
woman's mind,,,i think this is normal,,

have u seen a woman very close to a man,,even slleping with
him,,but she can consider"LOVE"with him is not possible and it will
break her heart,,,i think this is also normal,,hahah

the words"I LOVE U" is so personal to some woman that she may not
use it to people whom she really like in her heart,,but she will
preserve it for somebody very special than this person whom she
likes,,and may tell it to that special person whom she is going to
meet,,,
 
so she says,,,she will not answer that question,,,and she will
wait for that special
person,,to tell that "MAGICAL WORDS~~~I LOVE U",,
 
 
 


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