Try answering these questions!!

•  Can you cry under water?
  
  
•  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
  
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  
  
• Which cartoon character do you resemble the most?
  
  
• When do u know U r in LOVE.....???
  
  

•  Que: Wen do u know U r in LOVE.....
   Ans: U know U r in LOVE
  wen U start looking for the
  cheapest mobile plan
  

• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
  
• Que: How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
  Ans: Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!
  
  
• Que: Who is the leader of ducks?
  Ans. Frog
          Why?
          Because frog is MAINDUCK
  

• If a man with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars
  in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there’s wet
  paint somewhere, you have to touch it?

• Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced "onety one"?