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madhav




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Posted 2010-03-16 11:50 PM
Subject: SQL Querry - Find the errors if possible....


CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

Find the errors if possible..........




Edited by madhav 2010-03-16 11:51 PM


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isha19


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Posted 2010-03-16 11:54 PM
Subject: RE: SQL Querry - Find the errors if possible....


Love Marriage :
1) Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
2) Family system hangs because hardware (called Parents ) is not responding.
3) You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
4) Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
5) Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.

Arranged Marriage :
1) Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
2) Compatible with hardware ( Parents ).
3) You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
4) All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.
5) Arranged Marriage is like Unix/Linux ...... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

Guys ….. compaire points and read ..


Edited by isha19 2010-03-16 11:55 PM
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