Posted 2010-02-25 2:26 AM Subject: Facts for life for Salaried person Facts for life for Salaried person
Bank Balance First Week : 10,000 Second Week : 1,000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10
Conveyance First Week : Auto ("I can afford it" Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!" Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport" Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health"
Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love" Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends" Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her" Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for" Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines" Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only" Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me"
And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"
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